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Hot diggity dog we’re barking mad

“Gosh, now that Miss 2 is toilet trained I really miss cleaning up all her little accidents; and now that she’s only waking one or two times a night instead of five, I’m getting too much sleep,”...

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Mating Games

“Let the 2345 Mating Games begin,” announced the host of the show. Chlamydia stood in line, waiting her turn to choose a topic as a conversation starter with her potential mate. Nervously flicking her...

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Totally inappropriate crafty makeover

When The Bearded Iris and The Suniverse announced they were going to be holding a Craft Whores contest, I knew it was time to get my creative juices flowing again. Since my mind is terribly...

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They searched what? Part 3

It’s time for yet another thrilling instalment of They Searched What? and Answers to the big questions. It’s been a while since the last one and, ermahgerd, the search engines have been busy sending...

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X Factor Mama

Grab your girlfriends and pour the wine. It’s time for a thrilling evening in front of the T.V. getting sloshed while you watch X Factor Mama. The camera pans along the crowd lining the street; their...

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Today at the playground I cried

Today at the playground I cried. I cried while watching a little girl, 18 months old, climbing, running across beams and sliding; full of energy and not a care in the World. I cried because my...

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Threatening behaviour

Master 4 has started threatening me when he doesn’t get his own way. Visions of his decline into immoral Gangsta activities as he grows older have me fearful for the future. Like any other parent I...

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Fashion Criminal

The majority of toddlers and pre-schoolers have supreme confidence in their clothing choices. They don’t care what anyone else thinks because they know that they look good in whatever they choose to...

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Off the cuff

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you’ll know that my daughter has a habit of getting herself into interesting situations. Take this weekend just gone for instance. It’s been a long time...

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Weird or inappropriate Christmas gifts

Weird or inappropriate Christmas gifts With Christmas just around the corner some of you may be struggling to find the perfect present for one of your loved ones.  Lucky for you I’m here to help, or...

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Hula hoopla

I have a lot of bright ideas that don’t seem so bright afterwards. Now most people can blame a lot of their bright ideas on alcohol consumption, but since I don’t actually drink very often I’m going to...

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Getting my craft on

I’ve been a bit quiet lately. Sorry. It’s just my creative juices have been flowing, just not in the writing funny stuff way.  Instead I’ve been getting my crafting groove on and not in a naughty...

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Sleep my darlings

Sleep my darlings. For the love of all things chocolate, shut your eyes and go the F to sleep! My children wake up arguing with each other and this quickly disintegrates into all out war as they rush...

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How to look fabulous

We’re having a pretty hot Summer here in New Zealand this year, and the humidity has been awful, so when a Kiwi celebrity asked people to tweet pictures of their humidity hair I didn’t need asking...

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My Crafty Valentine

I don’t do the whole Valentine’s Day thing, but a lot of people get really excited about it, particularly crafters, and the craft blogging world is filled with projects for you to make for that special...

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Blogtabulous Hollow Tree Ventures

Welcome to the very first issue of Blogtabulous where we interview the luscilicious (what? If I say it’s a real word then it is) Robyn from Hollow Tree Ventures. Robyn writes a humorous blog that will...

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Blogtabulous Kim Bongiorno

Blogtabulous celebrates writers who aren’t afraid to make fun of themselves to make you laugh. Actually, they are chosen not for their writing talent, but for any bizarre photos I can dredge up of...

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I’ve-a weta the bed

I’ve-a weta the bed You know that moment when you’re sound asleep in bed and the collar on your husband’s t-shirt (that you ‘borrowed’ to use as a pyjama top) feels funny? Naturally my first thought...

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Turn an entertainment unit into a doll house and superhero hideout

How to turn an entertainment unit into a doll house, school and superhero hideout   My kids have become bored with the kitchen I fashioned for them from an old entertainment unit so I figured it was...

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The Toddler Birthday Game

After seeing all those birthday games circulating on social media, I decided a toddler version was required. All I can say is thank goodness my son didn’t arrive on his due date of 31 May!  

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